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A swamp without animals is a green texture. Leonida needs eyes in the water and birds that panic when a boat comes through.
Stars of the stills
Alligators are marketing candy. The test is whether they are obstacles, jokes, or both — and whether they vanish at a distance because of streaming budgets.
Fish and busywork
Fishing is the peaceful GTA tradition that somehow always returns. Mini-game depth is unknown. We will not invent rod stats.
Roadkill ecology
Deer-adjacent collisions and scavenger birds do more for realism than a collectible animal index.
Ethics of the joke
Rockstar satire versus animal cruelty optics will be argued on launch week. This page just tracks what the world contains.